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Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

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What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

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Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

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How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

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What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

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What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

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What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

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Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

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Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

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What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

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When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

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