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Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

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Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

Animals

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

Animals

What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

Puns

Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

Sports

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.