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Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

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Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

Animals

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

Food & Drinks

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Spaghetti carbon-ara.

Outdoors

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

Education

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

Outdoors

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

Puns

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter D.

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

Holiday

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

crowded graveyard?Holiday

It's Crowded!

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.