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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

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Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

Puns

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

An antique.

Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

Sports

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Puns

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.