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Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

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Holiday

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

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Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

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Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

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Puns

How do locomotives know where to go?

They have a lot of training.

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Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

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Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

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Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

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Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

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Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

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Sports

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

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People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

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Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

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