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Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

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Holiday

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

Puns

How do locomotives know where to go?

They have a lot of training.

Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

Sports

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!