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Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

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People

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

Current Events

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

Outdoors

Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.

Puns

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where in earth have you been?

Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.