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Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

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People

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

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Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

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People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

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Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

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Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

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Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

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Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

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Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

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What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

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Outdoors

Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.

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Puns

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where in earth have you been?

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Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

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What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

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What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

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What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

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