Subscribe for more jokes!
name *
Email *
Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our
Privacy Policy
and
Terms of Use
Funny Editor
Good, clean jokes to make you laugh!
Home
categories
About
submit a joke
Subscribe
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
Share On Facebook!
Tweet
Looking for a specific joke?
Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Food & Drinks
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Family
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Holiday
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Sports
What dish does only a baseball player use?
The home plate.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Family
Surprise!!!!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Wonky.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Food & Drinks
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Education
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Alphawetical.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Outdoors
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Food & Drinks
How do eggs end a TV show?
That's all, yolks!
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Sports
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
See More!