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Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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a close-up of cola being poured into a glass and then overflowingFood & Drinks

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Pop.

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The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

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a close-up of a person checking the time on their wristwatchFamily

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Father Time.

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Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

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Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

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Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

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Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

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Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

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Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

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Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

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Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

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Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

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Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

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