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Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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a close-up of cola being poured into a glass and then overflowingFood & Drinks

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Pop.

The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

a close-up of a person checking the time on their wristwatchFamily

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Father Time.

Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.