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Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Because his opponent had him by the tail.

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Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

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Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

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Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

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Animals

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

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Professional

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

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a European mayor stands at a table in front of a crowdCurrent Events

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Because it rained on his parade.

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finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

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Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

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Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

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What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

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an aerial view of the Amazon River and surrounding jungleOutdoors

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

The Amazon.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the net?

It wanted to get to the other site.

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Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

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a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

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