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Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Because his opponent had him by the tail.

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Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

Animals

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

Professional

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

a European mayor stands at a table in front of a crowdCurrent Events

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Because it rained on his parade.

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

Professional

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

an aerial view of the Amazon River and surrounding jungleOutdoors

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

The Amazon.

Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the net?

It wanted to get to the other site.

Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.