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Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

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Food & Drinks

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Puns

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

Holiday

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

Food & Drinks

Why do diners never serve lobster?

They're shellfish.

Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

a person wearing blue gloves uses a drain snake tool in a bathroom sinkPeople

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Christopher Plumber.