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Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

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What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

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Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

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Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

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Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

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Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

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Holiday

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

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Food & Drinks

Why do diners never serve lobster?

They're shellfish.

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Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

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Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

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Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

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Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

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Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

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a person wearing blue gloves uses a drain snake tool in a bathroom sinkPeople

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Christopher Plumber.

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