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Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

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People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

Music

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

A subwoofer.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

Animals

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

People

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Sneakers.

Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

a mountain lion stands perched on the top of a rock in a snowy mountainous forest Animals

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

He quit cold turkey.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Outdoors

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

Puns

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

Puns

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.

Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.