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Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

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Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

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Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

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Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

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Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

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People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

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Sports

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music.

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Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

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Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

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Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

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Puns

What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

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Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

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Holiday

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

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Political

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.

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