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Why couldn't the leopard hide?
He was always spotted.
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Animals
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
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Music
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
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Food & Drinks
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
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Outdoors
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
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Puns
Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
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Animals
How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
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People
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
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Sports
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
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Education
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
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Entertainment
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
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Animals
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
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Puns
What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy.
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Entertainment
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
R2 detour.
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Holiday
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
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Political
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
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