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Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

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Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

Animals

What dog wears contact lenses?

A cock-eyed spaniel.

Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

Sports

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

They get anxious over rough drafts.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

Puns

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!