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Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

It was all booked up.

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Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

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Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

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Animals

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

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Science

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

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Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

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Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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a gray Holland Lop rabbit sits in the grassAnimals

What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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a rhinoceros is running through a dusty savannah Animals

Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Entertainment

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

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What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

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Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.

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