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Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

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frogs happy?Animals

Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever BUGS them.

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Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

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Animals

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather.

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Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

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Animals

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.

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The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

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Animals

What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

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Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

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Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

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Puns

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Mouse warming party.

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Food & Drinks

Which hot drink loves golf?

Tea.

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Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

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Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

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frogs happy?Animals

Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever BUGS them.

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Holiday

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

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