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Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

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frogs happy?Animals

Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever BUGS them.

Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

Animals

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather.

Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

Animals

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.

The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

Animals

What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

Puns

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Mouse warming party.

Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

frogs happy?Animals

Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever BUGS them.

Holiday

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.