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Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

He didn't have jed-eyes.

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three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

a man with multi-colored hair, beard, and shirt holds up a multi-colored paint roller in front of his facePuns

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

They go back to the drawing board.

Puns

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

A pod-iatrist.

a spotted pig swims in tropical clear blue waterAnimals

What do pigs do over the summer?

They go on a ham-ily vacation.

Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

Animals

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Eileen.

Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

Food & Drinks

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

They bring plenty of ham-mers.

Puns

How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

priest lawyer?Family

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A Father-In-Law!

Food & Drinks

Why do diners never serve lobster?

They're shellfish.

Food & Drinks

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

They bring plenty of ham-mers.

a rhinoceros is running through a dusty savannah Animals

Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

Animals

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.