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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

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The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

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Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

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Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

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Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

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Current Events

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When the Thunder Rolls.

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The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

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Entertainment

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

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Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

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Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

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Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

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Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

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Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

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