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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

Current Events

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When the Thunder Rolls.

The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

Entertainment

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!