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Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

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Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

Switzerland a plus?Puns

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

Outdoors

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.

two spotted piglets sleep next to each other in the hayAnimals

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

Current Events

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

a close-up of the Lincoln Memorial statuePolitical

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Lincoln Logs!

Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

Animals

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

People

Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.