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Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
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Outdoors
Why was the bud so shy?
It just hadn't blossomed yet.
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Sports
Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
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Food & Drinks
What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
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Food & Drinks
What is the loneliest cheese?
Prov-alone.
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Puns
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
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Food & Drinks
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Your taste buds.
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Puns
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
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Holiday
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
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Entertainment
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
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Puns
What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
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Puns
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.
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Professional
Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
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Professional
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
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Animals
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
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Food & Drinks
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
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Entertainment
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
"1forrest1"
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