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Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

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Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

Retired veggies?Food & Drinks

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

a close-up of a bowl of alphabet soup, a napkin, and a spoonPuns

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement.

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.

Switzerland a plus?Puns

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

two tree swallows sit perched on a branch and chirp at each otherAnimals

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"