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Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

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Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

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Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

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Retired veggies?Food & Drinks

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.

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Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

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a close-up of a bowl of alphabet soup, a napkin, and a spoonPuns

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

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Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

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Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

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Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

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a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.

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Switzerland a plus?Puns

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

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Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

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Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

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two tree swallows sit perched on a branch and chirp at each otherAnimals

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

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Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

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Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

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