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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

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a police officer in full uniform kneels on the pavement next to his german shepherd against a foggy backgroundAnimals

What animal is always ready to protect people?

An arm-adillo.

Puns

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

Puns

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

Sports

When fish play football, who is the captain?

The team's kipper.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

Puns

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

Puns

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

Professional

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.