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Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

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Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

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Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

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Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

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Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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Travel

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

The Wrong Brothers.

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Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

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Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

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a spotted pig swims in tropical clear blue waterAnimals

What do pigs do over the summer?

They go on a ham-ily vacation.

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The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

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a close-up of an orange tropical fish facing the cameraAnimals

What fish sings the best?

The in tuna fish.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

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Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

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People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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