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Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

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Puns

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

Travel

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

The Wrong Brothers.

Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

a spotted pig swims in tropical clear blue waterAnimals

What do pigs do over the summer?

They go on a ham-ily vacation.

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

a close-up of an orange tropical fish facing the cameraAnimals

What fish sings the best?

The in tuna fish.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.