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Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

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a brown cow and a white cow stand together in a field at sunsetPuns

What is a plane full of male cows called?

A bull flight.

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Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

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a humpback whale breaches the surface and jumps out of the waterPuns

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Beach-ed volleyball.

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Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

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Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

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People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

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Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

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Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

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Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

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What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

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a close-up of a pot of chili being stirredPeople

Which musician loves to make chili?

Rod Stew-art.

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a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

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Education

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

A lie-brary.

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Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

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