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Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

They had so many knights.

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bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!

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What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

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a black and red Formula 1 race-car speeding along the trackSports

Why was the golfer also good at Formula One?

He had a strong driver.

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Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

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Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

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Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

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Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

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The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

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