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Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

They had so many knights.

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bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!

Puns

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

a black and red Formula 1 race-car speeding along the trackSports

Why was the golfer also good at Formula One?

He had a strong driver.

Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

Puns

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!