Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

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What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

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Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

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What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Heard it.

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What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Airball.

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Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

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Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

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Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

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What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

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Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

They'll only drive a sports car.

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What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

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Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

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What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

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Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.

Looking for a specific joke?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Heard it.

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Airball.

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

They'll only drive a sports car.

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.