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Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.

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Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

Animals

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

Professional

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Heard it.

a basketball player dunks a basketball in a net in a dimly lit courtSports

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Airball.

a close-up of a wizard holding their hand over a magic crystal ballAnimals

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

People

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

Vehicles

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

They'll only drive a sports car.

twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.