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Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

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a close-up of a red train caboose carVehicles

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

It was the back of an a-choo choo train.

a mouse sits at a miniature table with a miniature knife and fruitAnimals

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Ratatouille!

Entertainment

What cartoon character loves insects?

Bugs Bunny.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

Astronaut's baby?Science

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

People

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Professional

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

In the dog house.

a close-up of cola being poured into a glass and then overflowingFood & Drinks

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Pop.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

two spotted piglets sleep next to each other in the hayAnimals

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

Switzerland a plus?Puns

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.