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Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

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Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

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Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

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Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

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Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

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Science

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Puns

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

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Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

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Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

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Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

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Professional

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

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Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A stamp.

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Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

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