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Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

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Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

Science

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Puns

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

Professional

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

Puns

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A stamp.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.