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Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

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a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Professional

How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

the U.S. Capitol Building Political

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Capital Hill.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

Animals

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

He called a tow truck.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

People

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Lady Gaga.

People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Food & Drinks

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!