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Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

They'll only drive a sports car.

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People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

Sports

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

Animals

What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Puns

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Its days are numbered.

pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

Animals

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.