Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

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What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

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a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snows

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Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

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Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

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Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

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What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

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What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

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I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

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What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

I pine for you.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

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Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

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What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

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What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

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What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

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Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

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What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

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Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

Looking for a specific joke?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

I pine for you.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.