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Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

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Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snowsPuns

Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Animals

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Puns

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

I pine for you.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

Food & Drinks

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.