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Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

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Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

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Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

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Toilet Paper?Puns

How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.

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Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

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Puns

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

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Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

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Animals

How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a forklift truck.

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Holiday

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf.

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Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

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Outdoors

Why is sand so optimistic?

It has a can-dune attitude.

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Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

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Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

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Sports

What's a bat's favorite game?

Batminton.

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