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Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

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People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

Toilet Paper?Puns

How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.

Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

Puns

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

Animals

How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a forklift truck.

Holiday

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf.

Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

Outdoors

Why is sand so optimistic?

It has a can-dune attitude.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

Sports

What's a bat's favorite game?

Batminton.