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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

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People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

Food & Drinks

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

Animals

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.