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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

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Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

Professional

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

Entertainment

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!