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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

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Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

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Professional

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

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Entertainment

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

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Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

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three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

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Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

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Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

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Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

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Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

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Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

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Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

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Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

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finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

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