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Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever BUGS them.

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Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

Political

Which former US President was always cold?

Calvin Coolidge.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

Puns

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Because it was too light.

Sports

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

Animals

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Sports

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

Puns

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.