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Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
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Puns
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
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Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
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What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
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Sports
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
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Sports
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
They aren't picky, any birdie will do.
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Political
Which former US President was always cold?
Calvin Coolidge.
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Food & Drinks
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
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Animals
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
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Animals
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
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Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
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Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
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Sports
What's the loudest sport?
Racket-ball.
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Animals
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
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People
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Sandra Bull-ock.
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Sports
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
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