Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Animals

What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

The peppers?Food & Drinks

What do nosey peppers do?

They get jalapeño business!

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

Family

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.

Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

Puns

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

Puns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

Puns

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

I pine for you.

Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.