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Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

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Sports

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

Education

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

a close-up of a white sheep against a white backgroundPeople

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Ed Shear-an.

a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

one chick pops its head up while the others are pecking at the groundPeople

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...

a close-up of a colorful, tropical ParrotfishPuns

What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas.

Puns

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.