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Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

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What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

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How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

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Education

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

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Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Ed Shear-an.

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Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

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Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...

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What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!

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Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

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Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

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Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

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Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

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Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

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Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

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Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

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