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Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

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Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

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Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

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Professional

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

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Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

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Family

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

InstaGram.

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People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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Food & Drinks

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

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Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

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Billboards?Entertainment

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

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Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

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Puns

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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Puns

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

A satisfactory.

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Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

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