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Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

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Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

Professional

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

Family

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

InstaGram.

People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Food & Drinks

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

Billboards?Entertainment

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

Puns

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

Puns

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

A satisfactory.

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.