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Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

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Puns

Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

Professional

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

It had been running all day and night.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

Entertainment

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

Puns

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.