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Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

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Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

Animals

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

Animals

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Travel

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It had a bad altitude.

Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

Entertainment

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.