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Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

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Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

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Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

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Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

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Animals

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

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two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

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Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

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Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

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Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

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Animals

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

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Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

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Travel

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It had a bad altitude.

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Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

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Entertainment

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

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Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

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Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

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