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Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

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Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Professional

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

Education

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

Current Events

When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Animals

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

Animals

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot.

Animals

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away its credit cards.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.