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Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

The grumpire.

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a person wearing blue gloves uses a drain snake tool in a bathroom sinkPeople

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Christopher Plumber.

a European mayor stands at a table in front of a crowdCurrent Events

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Because it rained on his parade.

a close-up, profile shot of a referee blowing his whistle in front of a red backgroundSports

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Bad-minton.

Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

a nurse wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope, holds a clipboard and smiles at the cameraProfessional

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Because there was so much poison IV.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

a basketball player dunks a basketball in a net in a dimly lit courtSports

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Airball.

a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

Animals

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

a cat wearing glasses and a bow tie sits next to a mini chalkboard with fish drawn on itAnimals

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

A box and whisker plot.