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Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

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a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

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What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

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How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

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What do minions always put in their salads?

M-onions.

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Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

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How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

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What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

An antique.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What did the Dorito say to his son?

You're a chip off the old block.

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Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

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Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

He gets splinters in his mouth.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Use a cowculator.

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Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

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What do you call a famous turtle?

A shellebrity.

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