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Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

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a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

Entertainment

What do minions always put in their salads?

M-onions.

Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

An antique.

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

a bowl of orange, nacho-flavored chips sits on a tablePuns

What did the Dorito say to his son?

You're a chip off the old block.

Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

Animals

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

He gets splinters in his mouth.

Puns

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Use a cowculator.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Animals

What do you call a famous turtle?

A shellebrity.