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Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

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Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

People

What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.