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Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

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Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

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People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

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Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

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People

What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

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Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

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Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

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Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

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Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

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Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

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Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

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Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

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Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

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a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

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Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

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