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Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

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The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

People

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

Puns

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

three people wearing business casual clothes are also wearing red masks and capes, posing like superheroesPuns

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Cape Canaveral.

Puns

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter D.

a grassy green lawn with trees and a row of hedgesOutdoors

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Because it always beats around the bush.

People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Family

What did the stair machines call each other?

Stepsisters.

Puns

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.