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Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

A gnome-it-all.

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Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

Political

Which former US President was always cold?

Calvin Coolidge.

Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

Sports

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

two surfers sit on their boards in the water while holding up the "hang loose" signProfessional

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.

Animals

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.