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Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

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Puns

What shape has a knighthood?

Cir-cle.

a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

a fisherman wearing an orange jacket gives a thumbs-up to the camera while on a fishing boat in the harborEntertainment

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Netflix.

Puns

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

It kept raining cats and dogs.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

Animals

What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

Puns

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.

Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

Animals

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.