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Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

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Puns

How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

Switzerland a plus?Puns

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

Puns

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

K.

Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

Animals

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.

Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

Animals

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away its credit cards.

Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.