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Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

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Animals

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs.

two surfers sit on their boards in the water while holding up the "hang loose" signProfessional

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.

Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

Puns

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.

Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

a beautiful backyard garden is in full bloomOutdoors

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

A gnome-it-all.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

Puns

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.