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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

Astronaut's baby?Science

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

Puns

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

Puns

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

a chimpanzee appears to be angrily shoutingAnimals

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

Puns

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

Animals

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."

a close-up of a bowl of alphabet soup, a napkin, and a spoonPuns

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement.