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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

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Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

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Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

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Astronaut's baby?Science

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

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Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

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Puns

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

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Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

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Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

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a chimpanzee appears to be angrily shoutingAnimals

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

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Puns

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

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Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

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Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

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Animals

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."

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a close-up of a bowl of alphabet soup, a napkin, and a spoonPuns

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement.

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