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Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Billy the Squid.

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Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Vehicles

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

Animals

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

Holiday

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

Puns

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

Animals

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.

Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.