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Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Doc Ock.

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Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

a boxer hits a punching bagPuns

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

He was constantly hitting the sack.

a group of three people going over color palates while looking at a laptopPuns

What sport is full of interior designers?

Rug-by.

Sports

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner back.

Puns

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter D.

Holiday

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf.

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted backProfessional

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Because the director told them to break a leg.

Professional

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

In the dog house.

Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

Entertainment

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

Animals

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

He had huge mooscles.

Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.