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Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

A pod-iatrist.

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Holiday

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

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Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

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Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

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Vehicles

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

They'll only drive a sports car.

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Holiday

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

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Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

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crowded graveyard?Holiday

It's Crowded!

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

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Education

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

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Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

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Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

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Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

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Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

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no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

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