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Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

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Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

Sports

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

They get anxious over rough drafts.

Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

Puns

Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

a close-up of a person checking the time on their wristwatchFamily

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Father Time.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!